My Half Term

Friday 29th May

5:25pm

Hey

Okay, so if I said my half term had been eventful, that would be a big fat lie. For the last 6 days I have done nothing but read, sunbathe, read some more and get annoyed my my family. I'm quite happy though, considering I was bored out my mind. I have a tan, well - ish. I'm a bit sunburt, and my head always hurts. (go back to "list of things to worry about") Despite my lazing about, I think I have gained a new level of fitness, thanks to daily mad raving and flouncing around my room pretending I'm a ninja. My initial plans were to go for a early morning jog, and Monday morning I got up at 7 o'clock with the intention of going for a jog, but that never happened, I went into the kitchen to get a drink and got distracted by a jar of peanut butter, so of course by the time I had made my toast, ate it, had a cornetto, fed the dogs and got Oli breakfast. It was 8 o'clock and there might of been people around. I wouldn't of been able to jog with people around lookin at me funny. God, no. I get enough funny looks as it is. Since then I have abandoned the idea, because I am too easily distracted and very lazy. I mean, I have read 7 books in five days, that's how lazy I am.

The highlight of my week has to be going to see me newborn cousin Joey, oh he's so cute, I stole him for half an hour and marvelled at his tiny little fingers and his dinky little feet. he was really awake as well, so he looked up at me with adorable blue eyes, pausing only to sneeze occasionally because of the flowers nearby. Aww, he's lovely, I would of kept him for longer but I started to smell something funny and passed him over. Then my mother volunteered me to change his nappy, the cheek. That is something I won't even go into, it's too horrifying.

Word of the Day: Smorgasbord - Same as a buffet, but more hilarious.

Fact of the Day: Each year, there are more than 40,000 toilet related injuries in the United States.

Video of the day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCtMIeEifsw (watch it, you must)

Song of the Day: It's Been a While - Staind

Thought of the Day: Have you ever stopped to think . . . And then forgot to start again

Insult of the Day: Skid - Short for skidmark I suppose—a human stain on the underwear of life. Excellent generic insult.

Quote of the day: If today is the first day of the rest of your life . . . what the hell was yesterday?

Bye XXXX

p.s Big X means big SNOG!!!!