Banana Robber

Sunday 17 May

12:45pm

Hi

Have just read about probably the stupidest crime in history. Apparently, A teenager was caught trying to rob a store with a banana - then ate the makeshift weapon to destroy the evidence. I mean WTF. The 17-year-old is currently in the county jail charged with attempted armed robbery, in North Carolina, America. (well thats the yanks for ya) The bizarre crime began when the teenager entered the 109 Biz Center in Winston-Salem with a banana under his shirt.
The guy told staff in the internet cafe that he had a gun and demanded cash. Owner Bobby Ray Mabe said he and a customer jumped on to Szwalla, pinning him into a chair before deputies arrived.
But while they waited for police, Mabe says the teen stuffed the banana into his mouth and swallowed it.

Now this comment from the owner is priceless, "If he had had a gun he would've shot me," Mabe said yesterday.
"But he had a banana", I don't know first it was guns now bananas, what is coming to the world.

Anyway moving on, I'm fine, life is as boring as ever. Have had a few weird dreams, I think the state of my mind is deteriating. Found a brilliant product yesterday, it is pure genious:

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What did I say pure genious. It's funny, you'll be surprised at what you can buy out there. Anyhoo, back to me, I am currently in a bidding war on ebay. I placed a bid on Dark Angel Season 1 yesterday, I WILL WIN. And then i will get the 2nd season, hmmm Jensen Ackles is in that.

Word of the Day: Hirsute: To be hairy or fuzzy

Fact of the Day: Pinocchio is Italian for "pine head."

Video of the day:

Maximum Ride - Max

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Bye

xxx