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Monday 20th July 2009
Word of the Day:
Fact of the Day: Louis IV of
Video of the day:
Song of the Day: Valentines Day - Linkin Park
Thought of the Day: Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
Insult of the Day: Buffarillo -An obese woman bigger than a buffalo and uglier than a gorilla. (example: you know who I’m thinking of.)
Quote of the day: Max: "What I said yesterday didn't mean anything! I love everyone in the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!"Monday 6th July
Anyway I had an awshum weekend, I went to splashdown, really hurt my ass though, got a big fat bruise, owwww! Then I went to my dads which was kinda boring, but we went to my grandparents house and my nan gave me a tenner, so YAY!!! I'm reli excited at the mo, Ringwood festivals on Saturday and a mate of mine is gonna have a load of alcohol, so YAY!!!! But it just so happens that my "mate" is Drew, my ex and kinda annoying, he tried to chuck me in a bush today but I was beating him with a bottle so he put me down, but I s'pose I have to be sort've nice to him, he did buy me lunch and I'm gonna nick all the alcohol of him, hehe :P
Fact of the Day: Ants never sleep (ooooooh creepy)
Song of the Day: New Divide - Linkin Park
Thought of the Day: I wonder how much, starring in a porno would pay?
Insult of the Day: Here's 20p.. go buy a friend!
Wednesday 1st July
Thursday 18th June
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Sophie is luurvely, she has awesome hair and clothes, she is my textiles buddy, (which is is amazing at btw) good to talk to. She is my wife (haribo wise), she also likes Red Bull. She is generous and has on many occasions bought snackage and on sunday movies. She is a cutie pie and pwns all others, lol.
Tuesday 2nd June 200
4:30
Hey
Had a good day today, I made a button hole flower thingy, well three. And I met up with Holly for lunchies. Work has been great, the women I work with Patsy and Linda are great and they really like to talk. I have met loads of new people, I met Laurence the driver guy, Simon the delivery guy and Brian the...um....guy (I don't really know what he does, but he comes in quite a bit). Brian the guy is a dance teacher he teaches Salsa and Marimbo. And he is not some hot-blooded latino, no-where close, he's nice though, he said he'd teach me some moves. I'm really glad that Holly's not far from me, that means we can eat together and walk home together.
Today after work, we bumped into some girls from church, and they were going to the Tatto Gallery. We went with them and watched, Riley (I think that's her name) got a butterfly at the bottom of her back. She said it only tickled. I want a tattoo, I can't wait till I'm 18. I want to either get a flower, a fairy or the virgo sign on my shoulder.
Oooooh, his front was better, lol. Here's some more piccy's of my day.
Monday 1st June 2009
7:40am
Hey
Pinch, punch, first day of the month. No returns! So this is Zoe coming to you from my dining room. Have just had long hot shower to get out all the sand that I collected yesterday.
OMG, you would not believe what happened. Okay, me Sophie and Flo went to the beach, so firstly I had to run, and I mean run, to go catch the bus. Then when we got to the beach we couldn't find anywhere to sit 'cause it was so packed. And then I saw an obese man wearing speedos. (Speedos should not be allowed, it is a crime against humanity) (Except on swimmers, you know professional ones, not just your average Joe, proper, fit swimmers)
So anyway we chatted, got ice cream, I read my magazine, they read their books. It was all fine, except the sand, that went everywhere. Then Sophie and Flo went of to get some chips 'cause we were hungry, I had to stay to look after all our stuff. So they'd been gone 'bout 10 minutes when these guys came over. Middle Eastern, quite old, late twenties and weird lookin, there was a skinny guy and a fat guy. The skinny guy asked if he could take a picture with me, I was hesitant, and like, "um... fine" So the fat guy took a picture of me and the skinny guy then they swapped round, while I was getting weirded out. So they left, (to their space 3 feet away) and I went back to reading by book. Then skinny guy, who I am now going to call, Ralph, came over on his own and sat next to me. Ralph asked where I was from, I said Hampshire, then he asked me if I wanted to go in the sea with him, I couldn't, I had to look after all the stuff (not that I would anyway, he was a weirdo), then, undeterred he asked if I wanted to go on a date with him. Alright by this time, with a strange man asking to go out with me, I was like "Guys come back".
I said no, ovbs and he went away. AND , then another guy from the same group of forgien guys, came over, and asked if he could take a picture, I was like no, then he said please, I said no. The he said, I said please. I don't know. So I had to sit there on my own, while a load of weirdos looked at me. *shiver*
Anyway Flo and Sophie got back and it was fine again, I made a potion with vinegar in the sand and I buried my chips, cause they were gross.
I met a sex god, his name was Blue Shorts Guy, he was fit, and Flo took a picture of his back, the front would've been better though.
On the bus ride home we had an insane driver that liked to drive at like 80 m p/h, I thought I might die on that bus.
I haven't got anymore time so this is the end, I can't do my normal end thingy 'cause I have to go do my hair. I will post again later.
Byes
