Newage

Monday 1st June 2009

7:40am

Hey
Pinch, punch, first day of the month. No returns! So this is Zoe coming to you from my dining room. Have just had long hot shower to get out all the sand that I collected yesterday.
OMG, you would not believe what happened. Okay, me Sophie and Flo went to the beach, so firstly I had to run, and I mean run, to go catch the bus. Then when we got to the beach we couldn't find anywhere to sit 'cause it was so packed. And then I saw an obese man wearing speedos. (Speedos should not be allowed, it is a crime against humanity) (Except on swimmers, you know professional ones, not just your average Joe, proper, fit swimmers)
So anyway we chatted, got ice cream, I read my magazine, they read their books. It was all fine, except the sand, that went everywhere. Then Sophie and Flo went of to get some chips 'cause we were hungry, I had to stay to look after all our stuff. So they'd been gone 'bout 10 minutes when these guys came over. Middle Eastern, quite old, late twenties and weird lookin, there was a skinny guy and a fat guy. The skinny guy asked if he could take a picture with me, I was hesitant, and like, "um... fine" So the fat guy took a picture of me and the skinny guy then they swapped round, while I was getting weirded out. So they left, (to their space 3 feet away) and I went back to reading by book. Then skinny guy, who I am now going to call, Ralph, came over on his own and sat next to me. Ralph asked where I was from, I said Hampshire, then he asked me if I wanted to go in the sea with him, I couldn't, I had to look after all the stuff (not that I would anyway, he was a weirdo), then, undeterred he asked if I wanted to go on a date with him. Alright by this time, with a strange man asking to go out with me, I was like "Guys come back".
I said no, ovbs and he went away. AND , then another guy from the same group of forgien guys, came over, and asked if he could take a picture, I was like no, then he said please, I said no. The he said, I said please. I don't know. So I had to sit there on my own, while a load of weirdos looked at me. *shiver*
Anyway Flo and Sophie got back and it was fine again, I made a potion with vinegar in the sand and I buried my chips, cause they were gross.
I met a sex god, his name was Blue Shorts Guy, he was fit, and Flo took a picture of his back, the front would've been better though.
On the bus ride home we had an insane driver that liked to drive at like 80 m p/h, I thought I might die on that bus.

I haven't got anymore time so this is the end, I can't do my normal end thingy 'cause I have to go do my hair. I will post again later.
Byes