Hilariosity

Hi!
Feelin kinda crap at the mo, with a stinkin cold, and headaches. But I'm so happy!!!!!!!!!!
Got my hair cut yesterday, now I feel like I have no hair. Went about 20cm shorter, layered and with a fringe, or bangs as the americans call it, I don't get that.
Anywho, I'm lookin forward to a fun-filled Naruto watchin weekend.
I found some funny jokes on the genious creation that is the internet.
Here they are:
(1) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman alive."
the woman replies, "I'll miss you..."

(2)Dear Lord,I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,I'll beat him to death. AMEN

(3) Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping forbreath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

(4) Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

“Bipolar? It means…”
“A bisexual from Poland. Never speak to one, they’re trouble.”

And the normal ending:

Word of the Day: Awestuck, I mispelled awestruck once and then awestuck, stuck

Fact of the Day: More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

Video of the day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKh7ny_w6Rw&feature=related

Song of the Day: Unframed - Ill Nino

Quote of the day: "Aaaah, when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born."-Ron-HP

Byes, (Even though I'm not atually talking to anybody cause nobody follows me *sigh*)
Byeeeeeeeeeeee!!!