Grrrrrrrr

Friday 22nd May

8:30pm

Hey

Do you know what I really hate; annoying, stroppy "Oh NO, Zoe my yo-yo's broken", stampy foot, throw shoes at you and make stupid noises, LITTLE KIDS. Grrrrrrr!!!!!
God she's so annoying, and she keeps on saying "Jellybean" over and over AND over again. THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH I CAN TAKE PEOPLE!!!.
Oh, do you know what else I hate, when people talk in class, then they get told off for it, then they deny it, saying things like "I wasn't talking", or "He was talking to me" and when someones sent out the lesson, why, in the name of Helen's huge fat ass, do they protest. Why do you NEED a bloody excuse to get out the lesson. GRRRRRR!!!

Anyhoo, sorry I haven't blogged in like, years. But my Internet has been down, but its all good. So normally I would tell you about my day or in this case week, but it has been to boring for words. I cannot, for the love of Jane, inflict that on you. (and don't ask who the hell Jane is, cause I have no bloody clue)
If you've guessed yet I'm not really in a good mood, I feel like crap and I've had a headache for what feels like days, and do you want to know what my nan said to me "Maybe it's a brain tumor, I read a story about this girl who kept on getting headaches, turns out she had cancer".
Thanks a bunch nan, I can add; thinking I have a brain tumor to my list, which by the way consists of this:

List of things to worry about:

1. My sanity.
2. My decreasing money supply.
3. My increasing (and worrying) interest in older men.
4. Possibly raising funds, to later in life pay for my mother's carer, when she is committed to the madhouse.
5. Possibly becoming a victim of my mothers curse (a curse that makes all the women in her family grandmothers at the ripe old age of 38, which incidentally, my mother will be that age next month, great)
6. Me possibly having a brain tumor.

I'm suprized I don't have olcers, not really as bad as my mum though, she' scared of driving on the moterway, and worrying I'll like, fall over or something. Well okay, I'll admit I do fall over quite a bit, most often tripping over ground, but whatever.

Word of the Day: Consecotaleophobia - The fear of chopsticks.

Fact of the Day: Did you know that the largest natural penis recorded is 11 inches (I seriously want to meet this guy)

Video of the day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCQSpzjHxpQ

Song of the Day: Dani California - Red Hot Chilli Peppers

Thought of the Day: If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea... does that mean that one in five enjoys it?

Quote of the day: You laugh because I'm different...........I laugh cause I just farted!

Byes

and remember, never take life seriously.

Nobody gets out alive anyway.

xxx