New Post!!!!!!!

Thursday 18th June

7:50pm

Hey

Ok, I'm sorry I haven't blogged in like a month, I've been busy, sorry. I have so much to say. In the time I have not posted so many things have happened. I declared my bisexuality, I told a guy I wanted to live with him, I had a gret work experience, I became addicted to Red Bull, I got married, I had a red bull party, watchen the Seed of Chuckie (awesome film), got invited to a rave (I love raving), my music taste has apparently become manish AND loads of other things happended.

So, today was okay I guess, except for the crap lessons and having a bad chest all day. Tennis was fun, cause none of us can pay tennis so we just muck around (us being me, Georgie and Em)

After school me Gee and Ella went to town and looked at condoms then me went into peacocks and saw, wait for it, a floresant pink bra, awesomeness or what.

Anyhoo, I thought I'd write about some of my new besties, cause I didn't do them before:

Flo

This is Flo, I love Flo, she is awesome and a

complete nut (like me), she is Neg. Her clothes

rock, her music tastes are like amazing, she is

prettifull, the bestest for singing loudly and
randomly and she completely ROCKS
MY SOCKS!!!!

One other thing, fluffability

Sophie

Sophie is luurvely, she has awesome hair and clothes, she is my textiles buddy, (which is is amazing at btw) good to talk to. She is my wife (haribo wise), she also likes Red Bull. She is generous and has on many occasions bought snackage and on sunday movies. She is a cutie pie and pwns all others, lol.

Ella

Aww, the young one, even younger than Gennifer. She is cute, she purrs. Very comfy to sleep on, she is "fun sized", pretty girly, has awesome lashes and hair. Her clothes are gorgeous, I will steal them. She is way too flirty for her own good. She is lovely, I HATE HER.

lol.

End thingy:

Word of the Day: Bondage: Bondage refers to the use of restraints for the sexual pleasure of the parties.

Fact of the Day: When swans go on a date, they’ll put their heads together. Then they stick together for life

Video of the day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbR2NzsyiDE

Song of the Day: Ur So Gay - Katy Perry

Thought of the Day: Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

Insult of the Day: Quazi Mode - Someone who is in quazi mode is ugly and looks like Quazimodo from Hunchback of Norte Dame, e.g., "That dude is in full quazi mode."

Quote of the day: This is a quantum car. I don't know where I am, but I'm going really fast.

Byes

I love you XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Work Experience

Tuesday 2nd June 200

4:30

Hey

Had a good day today, I made a button hole flower thingy, well three. And I met up with Holly for lunchies. Work has been great, the women I work with Patsy and Linda are great and they really like to talk. I have met loads of new people, I met Laurence the driver guy, Simon the delivery guy and Brian the...um....guy (I don't really know what he does, but he comes in quite a bit). Brian the guy is a dance teacher he teaches Salsa and Marimbo. And he is not some hot-blooded latino, no-where close, he's nice though, he said he'd teach me some moves. I'm really glad that Holly's not far from me, that means we can eat together and walk home together.

Today after work, we bumped into some girls from church, and they were going to the Tatto Gallery. We went with them and watched, Riley (I think that's her name) got a butterfly at the bottom of her back. She said it only tickled. I want a tattoo, I can't wait till I'm 18. I want to either get a flower, a fairy or the virgo sign on my shoulder.

So back to yesterday, and blue shorts guy, I have a piccy, here:

Oooooh, his front was better, lol. Here's some more piccy's of my day.

Fun, Fun, Fun.

Word of the Day: Twink - According to Wikipedia, the word "twink" is used describe "an attractive young or young-looking gay male (usually in his late teens or early twenties) with a slender build, a slight muscular physique, and little or no body hair."

Fact of the Day: Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved

Video of the day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j898JpEtc6s

Song of the Day: Bad Reputation - Joan Jett (I sang this sone with Flo, really loudly and badly, in the middle of a very crowded Bounemouth beach)

Thought of the Day: The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

Insult of the Day: Dick - I know it's not terribly original, but it's still fun to call someone a dick.

Quote of the day: Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you? - Homer

Bye

xxx

Newage

Monday 1st June 2009

7:40am

Hey
Pinch, punch, first day of the month. No returns! So this is Zoe coming to you from my dining room. Have just had long hot shower to get out all the sand that I collected yesterday.
OMG, you would not believe what happened. Okay, me Sophie and Flo went to the beach, so firstly I had to run, and I mean run, to go catch the bus. Then when we got to the beach we couldn't find anywhere to sit 'cause it was so packed. And then I saw an obese man wearing speedos. (Speedos should not be allowed, it is a crime against humanity) (Except on swimmers, you know professional ones, not just your average Joe, proper, fit swimmers)
So anyway we chatted, got ice cream, I read my magazine, they read their books. It was all fine, except the sand, that went everywhere. Then Sophie and Flo went of to get some chips 'cause we were hungry, I had to stay to look after all our stuff. So they'd been gone 'bout 10 minutes when these guys came over. Middle Eastern, quite old, late twenties and weird lookin, there was a skinny guy and a fat guy. The skinny guy asked if he could take a picture with me, I was hesitant, and like, "um... fine" So the fat guy took a picture of me and the skinny guy then they swapped round, while I was getting weirded out. So they left, (to their space 3 feet away) and I went back to reading by book. Then skinny guy, who I am now going to call, Ralph, came over on his own and sat next to me. Ralph asked where I was from, I said Hampshire, then he asked me if I wanted to go in the sea with him, I couldn't, I had to look after all the stuff (not that I would anyway, he was a weirdo), then, undeterred he asked if I wanted to go on a date with him. Alright by this time, with a strange man asking to go out with me, I was like "Guys come back".
I said no, ovbs and he went away. AND , then another guy from the same group of forgien guys, came over, and asked if he could take a picture, I was like no, then he said please, I said no. The he said, I said please. I don't know. So I had to sit there on my own, while a load of weirdos looked at me. *shiver*
Anyway Flo and Sophie got back and it was fine again, I made a potion with vinegar in the sand and I buried my chips, cause they were gross.
I met a sex god, his name was Blue Shorts Guy, he was fit, and Flo took a picture of his back, the front would've been better though.
On the bus ride home we had an insane driver that liked to drive at like 80 m p/h, I thought I might die on that bus.

I haven't got anymore time so this is the end, I can't do my normal end thingy 'cause I have to go do my hair. I will post again later.
Byes