I am a balloon

Hi!!

I have come to the realization that I am a balloon. I am full of mayonnaise. Balloonophobes fear me. Mayonnaisophiles love me. Those who fear balloons yet love mayonnaise are filled with a sense of yearning and terror whenever I am near. This power is intoxicating to me.

Anyhoo, about my last couple of days-ish. I had a fun weekend, and an extra day was just what I needed. Still feel like crap though. Today was funny though esecially lunch and geography. At lunch me, Gen and Alex sat at on bench and named people by what they looked like. In geography Alex called me a dike and a whore which eventually resulted in me shouting out in front of the whole class, "I am not a lesbian". Unbelievible.

In this post I thought I might write about my friends because they wnted me to. (dumb reason I know)

Any way first is:

Alex

Alex is probs the one I've known longest, as we went to poulner together. She's not girly at all, (which bugs me because I totally am) she is addicted to her computer, she is hilarious but also takes the piss out of me (see above), she is despite apperances not a lezzie (haha), she is generous and has on many occasions fed me. And finally she has big chesticles. (haha again) She has awesome eyelashes.

Georgia

The smart one, who is really green-minded (see below),who has amazing hair, she is a great listener, good at make-up and has aa awesome fashion sense, She can sing and that's why SHE MUST DIE!!! She laughs at anything, she is beating me with boyfriends (number, not atually boys, that would be weird). She is pretty, I sooo hate her.

Gen

Aww, the cute one, the baby of the group, who is mad and an anime whore, she is amazing at ninja running, has awesome nails. She has red hair, (like me, we're hair buddies). She is good at art, and she blows her clarinet, Kakashi. She is awesome and we share a love of pot noodles .

Holly

Ahh Holly the sweet and inocent one, who shares a hatred of Helen, who will become my personal hairdesser and make-up artist. She is lovely, and way too happy, (she may be on drugs) she has some pretty awesome pens, and cushions, AND t-shirts, she always gives me lifts and she's the best for a giggle.

Ok, thats my besties, I think they rock!!!

The end thingy:

Word of the Day: Green Minded - Means dirty thoughts

Fact of the Day: A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

Video of the day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy2L3dHWZkI

Song of the Day: Lilly Alen - Not Fair

Quote of the day: When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Bye